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badbitchgirl-rebelkidboy:

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

or just tasted a rainbow on crack

badbitchgirl-rebelkidboy:

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

or just tasted a rainbow on crack

(via piercethesleepingcarlile)

— 4 minutes ago with 84189 notes

mooveitorlooseit:

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • women

(Source: folktier, via baraquack)

— 4 minutes ago with 95579 notes

iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS  THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE

(via baraquack)

— 7 minutes ago with 41222 notes

no:

URL giveaway!

so I’m leaving tumblr as my auntie flo died and it just brings back horrible memories and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner tomorrow at 8 GMT. Adiós

(via condorn)

— 13 minutes ago with 11744 notes
kellicisreal:

preciadology:

swskellicptv:

Can we bring this back up? Like… I can’t with them.

reblogging again to highlight the fact that vic told kellin to fuck him running

fuckhimrunning

kellicisreal:

preciadology:

swskellicptv:

Can we bring this back up? Like… I can’t with them.

reblogging again to highlight the fact that vic told kellin to fuck him running

fuck
him
running

(via copequinn)

— 37 minutes ago with 1616 notes

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

(via baraquack)

— 37 minutes ago with 48021 notes

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

(via egberts)

— 50 minutes ago with 30749 notes

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via baraquack)

— 51 minutes ago with 117417 notes

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

(Source: ytoob, via baraquack)

— 52 minutes ago with 258946 notes

earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

(via baraquack)

— 52 minutes ago with 30635 notes

derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

(via pizza)

— 53 minutes ago with 61977 notes

hi-mynameis-rebecca:

wecanlivelikejagkandsally:

beautiful-galaxyy:

imagine-all-time-l0w:

backseatserenaded:

piercethemarianastrench:

backseatserenaded:

Backseat Serenade Acoustic performed by All Time Low on 31/3/13 at the Recher Theater

who the fukck said you coulf;?!

u ok bro

Who said this was okay?

holy shit

This is so good

His voice is like 10 thousand times better live and holy fuck this is fucking beautiful

(via baraquack)

— 54 minutes ago with 16526 notes
#favorite  #courtnie  #hes singing this to jack  #husbands